{"product_id":"chinoiserie-coasters","title":"Chinoiserie Coasters","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003eSTYLE H SOLD OUT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🐉 FANCY SCHMANCY CHINOISERIE COASTERS | BECAUSE YOUR TABLE DESERVES BETTER THAN A WATER RING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOh, hello there, sophisticated soul! Looking to give your drinks a more elegant place to rest their weary bottoms? Our blue and white Chinoiserie coasters are here to rescue your furniture from those embarrassing drink circles while serving major \"I have my life together\" vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ EIGHT DESIGNS THAT SCREAM \"I WATCH BRIDGERTON \u0026amp; SIP TEA PROPERLY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eClassic Floral (Peonies that never need watering)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eGinger Jar (No actual ginger included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003ePagoda Scene (Cheaper than a trip to Asia)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eBird \u0026amp; Branch (For when you're feeling tweet)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eScenic Toile (Like a vacation for your drink)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eLoyal Companion (The only dog that won't beg for your drink)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eGarden Pattern (Zero maintenance required)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eBlue Peony (Because one floral pattern wasn't fancy enough)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏮 FANCY FEATURES THAT MAKE THESE WORTH EVERY PENNY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e4\" diameter of pure sophistication\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eCork-backed (because scratched furniture is so last dynasty)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe (we're fancy, not high maintenance)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003ePremium ceramic (like your grandmother's china, but you can actually use these)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMix \u0026amp; match (because matchy-matchy is for amateurs)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003ePerfect for gifting (or keeping, we won't judge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eImpressing your mother-in-law\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMaking your Target furniture look Pottery Barn expensive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003ePretending you're part of the royal family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eActually protecting your surfaces like a responsible adult\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAdding some \"je ne sais quoi\" to your Tuesday night wine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMaking your friends think you've got your life together\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eCoastal grandmother aesthetic without the coastal grandmother budget\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Side effects may include\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSudden urges to host tea parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpontaneous pinky-raising while drinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUncontrollable desire to collect more blue and white things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReferring to your home as your \"estate\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpeaking with a vaguely British accent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" Ceramic Coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble as decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDishwasher safe (yes, really!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork Back to prevent scratching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach coaster comes in a brown square display box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV Printing (NOT Vinyl) which makes it permanent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWipe clean with a cloth (or delegate to your butler)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStack carefully (they're elegant, not indestructible)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from children who \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ethink they're fancy frisbees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e*Not responsible for any sudden desires to redecorate your entire home in blue and white or spontaneous purchases of ginger jars.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Single Coaster","offer_id":53045935833407,"sku":"sku-46562793783510","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Coasters","offer_id":53045935866175,"sku":"sku-46688904052950","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Coasters","offer_id":53045935898943,"sku":"sku-46688904347862","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Coasters","offer_id":53045935931711,"sku":"sku-46562844344534","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0841\/1604\/6143\/files\/8CHIN_1.jpg?v=1779394963","url":"https:\/\/mtnrefined.com\/products\/chinoiserie-coasters","provider":"Mountain Refined ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}